Not a problem

Dear Person Who Says "Not A Problem:"

Yes, I know its not a problem. If it was a problem, you wouldn't be in business.

If you are a waitress and I ask for more water, or order another drink, or ask to see your wine list, why would it ever be a problem?

Its not like I said, "When you bring the pizza, please make sure that you have changed your shoes, or dyed your hair" or "Since I'm running from the law, I'd like to pay you in feathers. Will goose and chicken be ok?" or "Please shout every other word when speaking to me."

NOT a PROBLEM sir.